(Source: klss-land)

rotifers:

How can people think opossums are ugly? This precious baby is clutching its own tail with all four paws!

(Source: poopoopuffs)

Anonymous Asked
QuestionWhen was the last time you had sex? Answer

I answered this yesterday why y’all wanna know so bad

Anonymous Asked
QuestionAnnoyed because I have a big butt and I think I have a crush on the only guy in the world who doesn't like booty but likes big boobs instead Answer

That is blasphemy, big butt wins every time why is he being childish

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

Feel pretty jaded sometimes

Anonymous Asked
QuestionLet's you and I do the getting laid. Answer

Idk how to do tha getting laid thing

bumfinger:

rhapsodybrohemian:

I need a girl that will text me things like this.

Deal

bumfinger:

rhapsodybrohemian:

I need a girl that will text me things like this.

Deal

(Source: loveisourstrongestweapon716)