partybarackisinthehousetonight:

it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a disappointment” instead of “i love you”

merlerner94:

achillesfeels:

trying to get your friends to watch a show you like

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Gentle persuasion

green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

borntorun10:

I woke up in actual pain because I am so hungry

awwww-cute:

The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

treehuggerz:

i feel so sorry for earth.
we destroy everything.

(Source: sad-fling)

(Source: xjpoox)